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my back and chest are Riddled with scratches right now… several bruises, and couple bite marks.

guess i’m doing something well…

macklereadmore:

did the kids in magic school bus ever sign permission slips for those field trips?

that-fangirl-there:

thrillsurfer:

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

That’s the cutest description of marriage I’m not even joking

hamishwatson:

if ur screwing up ur life cuz u are a perfectionist with major anxiety who procrastinates and spends way too much time on the internet clap ur hands

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

lapdancy:

all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself

bonusjonasvevo:

u may think ur cool but are u recommended by 9/10 dentists???

gearstation:

sacredassbutt:

baruchsbalthamos:

Americans pronouncing it ‘Noo-tella’ as if it were made from fucking hazelnoots.

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ahem.